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Good morning and God bless

Good morning and God bless - The act of eating breakfast and drinking coffee on the toilet whilst passing excrement in the morning

First used by Ethan Klein from h3h3Productions
(April 6th, 2018)
Ethan had a 🌞Good morning🌞 and 🙏god bless🙏mood
Good morning and God bless - The act of eating breakfast and drinking coffee on the toilet whilst passing excrement in the morning

First used by Ethan Klein from h3h3Productions
(April 6th, 2018)
by GogglesPower May 31, 2018
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Good morning and God bless

When an individual wakes in the morning and has breakfast and coffee whilst attempting to defecate on the toilet simultaneously.
Hila: *knocks* I need to use the restroom!

Ethan: Can't, Good morning and God Bless !

Hila: Do you need Ketchup or TP?
by KnowledgeForTheAnxious May 29, 2018
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good morning and God bless

The act of shitting, drinking coffee and eating breakfast on the toilet at the same time.

(created by h3h3)
"Ethan I need the bathroom what are you doing?"

"Good morning and God bless Hila! "
by Jack o' Jackie April 10, 2018
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Good Morning and God Bless

It's a beautiful day when you are eating egg salad and drinking hot coffee while taking a shit.
Feeling rushed for work and unable to prepare breakfast in time, John found himself doing a Good Morning and God Bless.
by Viagra_Salad May 25, 2018
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Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, eat breakfast, and drink coffee on the toilet.
Steve: "We need to go where is Ethan?"
John: "He's in the can doing his daily Good Morning and God Bless give him another twenty minutes."
by smj101 May 24, 2018
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Good morning and god bless

When you go take a shit and bring coffe and breakfast into the bathroom
“I need the bathroom what are you doing

“I’m doing a Good morning and god bless I need like 20 more minuets”
by Nahb32 May 23, 2018
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Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast all while on the toilet.
Ethan, I know you're having a Good Morning and God Bless, but hurry up and finish your fucking egg salad, your carer needs to brush her teeth.
by ReanimationXP May 23, 2018
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