goober snatch

someone who is being "un cool"

bro your being such a goober snatch

by drayven edward hugh bonenfant November 2, 2023

Goober Smooch

One who smooches (kisses) another’s goober (penis)
The could also be another term for Meat Riding

“Shut the fuck up Goober Smooch.”
“You are such a Goober Smooch.”

by Brennanpp January 3, 2024

goober schloober

Someone who is the ultimate wackiest person ever, levels of goofiness TOO HIGH!

It happens when a goober and a schloober combine- must be contained

Man, my girlfriend is such a goober schloober, i’m so scared right now

by Gary_mint_p-_- February 10, 2024

silly little goober

used to represent silly little guys

My pet cat is a silly little goober

by Numberline June 13, 2023

silly goober

A Silly Goober is someone who is acting incredibly Silly while also being joyful and charming. It can also be used as Silly Little Goober, meaning that the person being called a Silly Goober is short.

"HAHA, you're such a silly goober!!" "what a silly little goober!"

by seyvennn July 19, 2023

silly goober

the word that dfines the silliest most skrynkli little goobers super silly

silly guy: i ran over a family of 5 in my 2001 toyotta carolla, im such a silly goober

by warcrimecomitr July 30, 2023

silly goober

something you say to someone after they say sum gay ass shit in public loud enough for people to hear.

kyle: yes bae
caleb: you’re such a silly goober

by galesburg January 1, 2022