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blackout golfing

1: Consume a lot of alcohol, steal a friend's golf club, grab some balls and a few more beers, go around campus/neighborhood and create your own golf course. It is preferable to break windows, wear actual golf attire, and shoot shit with cops.
1: Jake woke up in his dorm with a severe hangover, a ticket, and broken golf club after a night of blackout golfing.
2: After a long day of drinking, Mike thought it would be a good idea to take a golf club and some balls and go around campus randomly hitting them for a fun night of blackout golfing.
by goods23 August 11, 2012
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butt golfing

You insert the golf tee in your partners butt, while they are balancing on their head, you put a golf ball on the tee. You then scream FORE and you whip your cock out and you slap the ball with your dilly dangle.
Brittney wanted to get freaky, so we went butt golfing.
by Cotton Picker 69/420 April 21, 2016
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stoke golding

A small quiet village in Hinckley, home to small minded posh kids that like to think there the dogs bollocks, st Martin's is the local academy, full of arrogant snobby teachers. If you walk into stoke golding make sure you don't speak to anyone as you will be looked down onto as if you are a local chav from barwell or earl Shilton
Oh have you been to 'stoke golding' recently... one of the kids have the new iPhone that cost £...
by Bensonwaterbeer May 31, 2018
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hipster golfing

When two gingers with massive beards take their smashed avocados to the driving range. It often results in them preaching about chakras and soulular length.
"Those two are definitely hipster golfing."
by EmuOperative September 30, 2021
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Gary Golding

If I could only channel my inner Gary Golding, I'd simply consume as little as possible.
by zumyj May 4, 2023
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Golfing

going to a golf course (at a retirement home) durring lunch or after school and smokin bud
per 1. dude you wanna go golfing?
per 2. hell yeah dude, that aint even a question.
by everydayhoorider November 10, 2009
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Golfing

Pretending like you’re at work when you’re in fact taking a 12 inch black dick up the ass
Person 1: Why are you golfing
Person 2: I’m at work nigga
Person 2: I wanna try golfing some day though
by AaronLikesItUpTheAss October 3, 2018
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