Gollum

The act of taking another's precious possessions and refusing to return them.

Steve: Have you seen my pornos bro?
Dan: Sorry buddy, I think Damon's gollumed them.

by apteryx April 4, 2013

Sweaty Gollum

a person who's got thinning hair and has over productive sweat glands.

She's just hugged me .... the sweaty gollum!

by The Quintonator August 1, 2010

gollumization

Having been gollumized;The process by which one is physically and mentally corrupted through possession of a ring.

My wife has gollumization: total control of "the precious" money.

by magnanimus October 11, 2011

gollum job

Giving a blow job with frenzied enthusiasm. As if Gollum had taking over your body and the mans penis became the overly desired ring of power.

my boyfriend was really nice and took me to the theatre. When we got home I have him a gollum job as a reward.

That girl gave me a great gollum job.

by gollum666 February 8, 2012

gollum sickness

They see a ring (on a person) and become possessive over it (the person) and covet it above all else. This can also make them a vile wretched person, of a low nature, slinking in dark places.

Best advice, toss them into a volcano and keep on walking.

"Why is Mike stalking Lisa's Facebook all day? Oh she just got engaged and he's lost it, dude's got Gollum sickness."

by CaptAmazing January 15, 2016

Gollumize

To pluralize an already plural word or otherwise add unnecessary /s/ phonemes to wordses like Gollum often does. For example, "We like goblinses, batses and fishes. But we hasn't tried Hobbitses before. Is it soft? Is it juicy?"

Word just tried to Gollumize my paper's title to "What Are Phenomeses?"

by neodon0318 March 20, 2018

Golluming

When one goes into a tizzy as a result of a great deal of frustration and is no longer able to control their words and bodily functions, almost like a seizure but not quite as severe. More like a mental break down. They start talking in a low deep voice (sounding much like the character Gollum from LOTR) to themselves trying to debate how they should handle the situation. A higher tendency in girls rather than boys, most golluming is due to a boy messing with a girls head.

ksjafhkdsjfh GOLLUM .

dude, shes golluming and i think its my fault

uh oh caits golluming again.

by friedicecream13 January 20, 2010