ur goldfish gay

Its worse than ur dog gay its terrible if you say it to a person they will shit them self immediately.

jess: ur dog gay

you: ur goldfish gay

jess : (shits herself and curls up in a ball and fucks off to mexico)

by shit.on.a.shingle December 9, 2019

e-tard conspiracy goldfish

An e-tard who insists on forwarding to everyone he knows any nonsense sent to him as long as it is somehow supposedly part of some form of conspiracy. Worse still, his memory is so short, he keeps sending it over and over again, believing it's new.

'This morning, I found that Paulie had sent that stupid story about how you're gonna get cancer if you turn your car AC on. AGAIN!'

'Third time this year. The guy's a fucking e-tard conspiracy goldfish...'

by Baba Aggie July 27, 2009

going goldfish

1 - When you continue to eat whatever is in front of you, even if you're not hungry.

2 - If you continue to feed a goldfish, it will keep eating and eating until it eventually dies.

1 - "You went goldfish on that pasta"
"I know, I think I'm going to explode"

2 - "Somebody get theses chips away from me before I go goldfish"

by Chris Branaman September 5, 2005

piss off you goldfish

the famous RTC quote by kirk7715: "piss off you goldfish"

player: you killed me you noob I hate u
kirk: piss off you goldfish

by Frostyminecart z May 20, 2015

Teaching his goldfish how to whistle

Another nice way to say masturbation without being so obvious.

"Where's (insert any name here) at?"

"He's in the backyard teaching his goldfish how to whistle."

by Alert The Press! May 14, 2006

Goldfish

Someone with a memory of 7 seconds or less, as defined by the legendary Monty Python.

Goldfish 1: Hey, look at that castle!
Goldfish 2: What's a castle?
Goldfish 1: I don't know, why d'you ask?
Goldfish 2: Ask what?
Goldfish 1: Hey, look at that castle!

by Jennicam January 20, 2009

Goldfish

A person who forgets what you said to them five seconds ago.

A person who can be annoying in nature but uk what, they're worth gold to you!

Argh! You're such a Goldfish

by Just_An_Apple August 11, 2019