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Godsmacked

The act of stretching one's hot, sweaty, droopy scrotum over another's mouth while sleeping, in an attempt to recreate the cover from the Godsmack album, Faceless.
I noticed a pungent odor and realized I couldn't breathe. I woke up with this satchel over my face and I realized, I had just been godsmacked.
by Leviathan7 August 12, 2009
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godsmack

a fag band that call their music hardcore metal but is nothing more than generic mainstream rock. every song they have written has been the same, one after the other. their lack of original guitar, drum, and bass lines is what makes them so annoying.
"dude i cant tell which godsmack song this is"
by tony_64 May 26, 2006
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godsmack

1. A heavy metal group from Boston Massachusetts who, although they draw liberally from the former Seattle-based grunge/heavy metal group Alice in Chains, does not come close to approaching their level of artistry, gothic atmosphere, and musical virtuosity. Instead, they come off as posers using a formula to get rich, a group fronted by Sully Erna, who is perhaps the biggest tool in the music industry right now.
John says, "Hmmmmm, that song sounds like it's by Alice in Chains, except the lyrics are infantile, the lead guitar sounds like it's being played by a robot, the lead singer is an idiot, and it sucks!"

Jane replies, "Silly John, that isn't Alice in Chains, that's Godsmack!"
by Michael Leee July 17, 2005
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godsmack

A completely hilarious joke and insult to mankind.
-derived from the fact that some people thought godsmack was any good.
Person A: Yo, tell em that godsmack you heard the other day.
Person B: Okay... there was this band named godsmack and they were great.
Person C&D: HAHAHAHA! That's hilarious.. AND an insult to mankind.
by Fishlord July 9, 2006
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godsmack

by bunch of animal fuckers November 22, 2004
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godsmack

by Yo Momma January 12, 2005
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godsmack

well... this is easy....
the gayiest band of all time...
person 1: hey man, have you heard a band called Godsmack?
person 2: yes! Guess what?
person 1: what?
person 2: they are fucking gay!!!!!!!!! you homo go suck their hairless dicks.
by godsmack hater 4 lyfe October 2, 2005
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