gianormous

It is the cross between giant and enormous - I came up with this word while sitting in a restaurant with friends. We all laughed about the "gianormous" steak and eggs breakfast served to us.

Look at the size of that steak (tiny) - "it's gianormous"

by Bobu9 May 8, 2007

Gianormic

A better word to use than Gianormous

That Gianormic tree was in my way

by Sam Spezeski November 19, 2003

giano

He wants to help you but he just makes mistakes.

Anyway he will never give up

X: Why are you sad?
Y: Oh, Giano wanted to help me with the shooting but he ruined everything

by PeterlosingWendy June 29, 2021

Giganomics

Giganomics is the branch of social science that deals with the production and distribution and consumption of goods and services across a specific entrepreneurial market or ecosystem, which incorporates a specific collaborative business model and makes use of Bandwidth, Cloud and Open Data infrastructure.

Now given the context of the innovation economy, and when thoughtfully combined with innovation infrastructures such as Gigabit Fiber, open data and cloud , the definition of Giganomics is the branch of social science that deals with the production and distribution and consumption of goods and services combined with the impact of entrepreneurial activity across a specific market. Gigametrics on the other hand is the way we go about measuring the results. In other words, in terms of community revenue impacts in both dollars and jobs predicted; by category.

by Gigabit November 23, 2013

Giganotosaur

(Geh-gah-not-toe-saw)
A noun used to describe the largest of all, whether that be in height or width. But it is usually used to describe fat people.

Person 1: Did you see that tall kid the over day?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: He must've been about 189cm.
Person 2: I never thought I'd see a Giganotosaur twelvie.

by FunkeeKrunch September 5, 2014

gilano

Some sources say Gilano is the inventor and founding father of experimental man - man love.

Pulling a Gilano:
Guy one: what’s up?
Guy two: nothing, just having Some Gilano time with my best friend.

Guy one: that’s gay dude!

by Weggejorisst November 9, 2017

Givaned

Describes the on set of a peculiar temporary human condition. Symptoms include a severe tightening of the pockets and shortening of the arms. At the same time the body's metabolism slows to a virtual stop, like slow motion. The condition is triggered by a negative financial situation. For example: An unfortunate person(s) might mention a potential monetary loss to the individual. This brings on a panic which manifests itself initially as a cold sweat and trembling hands before the major symptoms appear . After the situation has passed the individual will feel great relief at not having incurred a loss whilst at the same time feeling a huge sense of guilt. The individual will then seek out many views looking for an explanation for their weird behaviour. The individual will then often spend a disproportionate amount of energy to justify their actions. The condition is not known to be transferable from one human to another however it is thought to be an inherited characteristic from parents. Scientists have identified the ‘tight bastard’ gene as the DNA culprit. It is impossible to identify a person with this condition under normal daily circumstances however some clues are thought to include slow reaction times, over thinking situations, virginity, large appetite, shyness etc

I was asked out on a date by a guy, we went for a meal which was nice. At the end of the meal the waiter asked if there was anything more we required. As we were full the boy just asked for the bill. When the bill arrived the boy nearly froze, started to sweat & tremble then physically changed shape. This lasted a few minutes, I was so embarrassed as the waiter looked at me in disbelief. At this point I paid myself. Immediately the boy recovered. I had been “Givaned”. I will not see him again, tight bastard.

by Gwen Scouse September 21, 2018