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The area between the ballsack and the ass hole.
"Luca's gitch smells like shit!, he should clean it every now and then"
gitch by lucapiunno October 18, 2023

gitch cake

n. refers to the flattened mass of poo embedded in your underwear after mistaking the need to flatulate with needing to poop. Only occurs while sitting and usually when one is propped on one ass cheek to ease the passage of the perceived gas bubble (which is actually a shit in the chute). Frequently happens when one is dressed for work and while driving.
"Hey boss, I would love to discuss my performance issues in greater depth, but I am in the car, and while I had you on mute, I farted. Turns out it wasn't a fart, and I am sitting in a Gitch Cake. Can I call you back?"
gitch cake by cookie1964 February 15, 2013

Gitch Itch 

Severely itchy nuts that are relieved with the removal of the offending gitch. More common on a hot day but can be caused by improper hygiene, cheap underwear or even a new laundry detergent.
If you still have gitch itch after taking the gitch off you might want to see a doctor.
Gitch Itch by Angus McCracken February 23, 2020

shit gitch 

when someones underwear is dirty or is soiled
he has shit gitch
shit gitch by junglebug1010 September 14, 2014

shit gitch 

when someones underwear is dirty or is soiled
he has shit gitch
shit gitch by junglebug1010 September 14, 2014

What's the gitch? 

What's the situation
or
What's going on
The man arrived late and asked, "what's the gitch?"