Genital Gargoyle

Tuck your balls and your cock in between your legs and press your ass up against a window

Man, your huge member makes for a good genital gargoyle on this Taco Bell window

by Fat White Bassist February 7, 2003

the Geritol crowd

Senior citizens. Could be used affectionately, humorously, derisively, or simply as a matter of fact depending on the speaker's tone of voice and whether s/he is a senior citizen.

John, give the Geritol crowd a break when you get on the bus. Those "Priority Seating" signs are there for a reason. It's very difficult for a senior citizen who needs to get around to do, say, shopping, to sit down or get up if s/he has sciatica and is forced to sit in the back of the bus.

by pentozali April 8, 2006

Genital Flatulence

When you fart while sitting in such a way that it cannot escape along a normal route, instead percolating by way of the genital area.

John's genital flatulence caused his balls vibrate which in turn made him jizz in his pants.

Cassey's genital flatulence made her giggle and laugh out loud.

by Phrixus October 7, 2009

Gelato Genitalia

An act of a man or woman sticking their genitals into ice cream. Usually used during foreplay.

I gave Alicia a little taste of my gelato genitalia!

by LangeTheThird June 18, 2014

Show me your genitals

A funny sexist rap video on youtube made by Canadian comedian Jon LaJoie.

"It's not sexist coz im saying it in a song,
thats right bitch now take off your thong and
show me your genitals..." etc

by kurtas August 27, 2008

geriatric

n. A general term for an elderly person or senior citizen. Derived from the word "Geriatrics" (A type of medicine prescribed to the elderly)

Man... for a geriatric... Brett Farve sure can throw that pigskin.

by Smurf September 29, 2008

geriatric fuck

A memorable quote said by Will Ferrell in the popular 2008 comedy film "Step Brothers".

From the film,

Dr. Robert Doback (Father): "You jagaloons! You're failures! FAILURES!"
Brennan Huff (Will Ferrell): "Hey, you're embarrassing yourself, you geriatric fuck!"

YouTube Link: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-mXKIs0jyI

by HolyDumbFuck June 1, 2010