gergle

Gergling is the act of using google while drunk, often resulting in an interesting search history.

Person 1: Dude, I got so drunk last night and I started gergling.

Person 2: How bad is it?

Person 1: I gergled the freezing point of human blood, now my girlfriend left me because she thinks I'm a murderer.

by BlackJesus6661 April 22, 2016

Geiger's Law

Are you or are you not bigger that it?
A phrase you can ask yourself or anyone else if you are unsure of something.

"This yogurt expired a couple days ago, should I still eat it?"
"Don't worry about it, you are MUCH bigger than it. Geiger's law, dude"

"I think that guy's giving me the stink-eye, Should I say something to him?"
"Geiger's law would say you shouldn't, he is MUCH bigger than you"

by Analog Lover October 29, 2009

Gengler

Late for work

You are such a Gengler. Did you oversleep?

by Pstjr July 27, 2009

Giglet

Large quantities of something.
Opposite of a niblet

A giglet of stuff

by 04step March 14, 2011

Geisler

Another name for the blumpkin backfire.

The other day when I was giving my boyfriend a blumpkin, all of a sudden, when his tird hit the water my face was inundated by a geisler.

by Dirty Pirate Hooker2 November 7, 2010

Geiule

A romanian word defined as "gay" but pronnounced as "gey" in english. As HOREA once said.

Gata ba geiule.

Enough you gey.

by Thatsmyjam August 11, 2018

Gigle

When you hit a bump while hovering above your seat on a bicycle and hit your pelvis against it

Person 1: There's a spot that I never fail to gigle at on that path
Person 2: Alright, I'll go the other route

by €£¥ August 14, 2021