gaffle

To steal, from an unexpecting person, in public or private with the cruel intentions of it being a joke or prank usually school related.

- I remember putting my CD in my book bag after gym.
- Yeah, you did. Hah, you just got gaffled sucker.

- Yo I'm about to gaffle this fool.

by Apollo June 18, 2006

gifflemorp

gifflemorp..
is the act of breaking up with a discustingly obese female companion, after sex, and 'shooting your load' up her back or neck..

"so hows your fat bitch of a girlfriend"
"I gave her the gifflemorp"
"how did she take it"
"loved it"

by blazedpervert November 12, 2007

gifflar

a delightful treat eaten by the scandinavian people.

"give me some gifflar or ur getting shot"

"om nom nom. Go buy ur own gifflar"

by giffel_eater February 24, 2023

Finley Gaffley Thomas

Proper nonce and top shagger did a year 9

Your Finley Gaffley Thomas Mate

by Big Chav Willy April 4, 2022

Ass Gaffling

When two men spread each other assholes while they try to put their faces in the other one’s ass

Yo i found two homeless men ass gaffling behind a dumpster

by ToofBoof May 26, 2020

Guffle Doat

The part of skin between male nipples

"my guffle doat hurts when you pull my chest hair"

by Captain Peter *Chillen* January 4, 2008

giffle

A popular typo for "giggle". Doesn't mean nearly the same thing though. It really means "you smell fantastic today".

Damn, Kristin! Giffle!

by deKal May 19, 2006