lee gaze

hot guitrist from the band lostprophets.

Lee gaze is hot.

by eunice April 24, 2004

Ball Gazing

If someone happens to glance at your balls, you shout "BALL GAZING!" and punch one right in the sack to ward off potential homosexual advances and just to make clear to everyone that you're not a queer and, in fact, a raging homophobe.

1st Homophobe: "Habib glanced at my balls today."
2nd Homophobe: "No way! I hope you gave him a good ball gazing whooping."
1st homophobe: " I did! But then I sucked his dick."
2nd homophobe: "I guess that makes you a homo."
1st homophobe: "I guess."

by Captain Cockblock September 21, 2008

meat gazing

one who looks at the male genitalia.

Justin was caught meat gazing by his girlfriend Ashley.

by BAhh98 September 11, 2006

Titty Gazing

The act of watching tv or going to a place, purely to see a woman's breasts.

"Keeping Up With the Khardashians" is a fucking horrible show, but I'll watch it just to do some titty gazing.

"I'm going to the mall to do some titty gazing"

by Lenjammin April 5, 2008

Dick Gazing

Spending time on one's iPhone texting, browsing, playing games, etc. Dick gazing often occurrs during social gatherings and is usually identified by someone who does not own an iPhone, often out of jealousy. Sometimes abbreviated as "gazin."

"Can you idiots quit dick gazing and hand me another beer?"
"Shut up bro, it's my move in chess and I need to check the snow report. If your broke-ass had an iPhone you would understand."

by Artstaw April 4, 2010

Grundle Gazing

When someone repetitively gazes at your groin area.

Hey bro, did you see that girl over there? She was totally grundle gazing me.

by ThotDestroyer3000 September 16, 2018

Potato Gazing

Getting mad baked, lying down on a hammock,and watching the clouds.

I was potato gazing all day yesterday.

by dukas July 14, 2011