Lawn Guyland

The greatest place in the fuckin' earth!

Floral Park/Huntginton in da house!

by LongIs February 23, 2005

gaylaid

To intercept or attack from ambush, as in order to rob, seize, or slay but only by a homosexual.

Last night I got gaylaid by Tim Brown.

by SirWackalot January 13, 2009

Garland’s Law of Toilets

(1) In a bathroom, the least used and cleanest toilet will be the one that the eye travels to last.

(2) The cleanest toilet will never be the stall closest to the door, nor the one furthest from it, unless it is a stall handicap.

(3) The higher in elevation, the cleaner and less used the toilet.

“Bro, I can’t find a clean bathroom on campus...”

“Dude, just follow Garland’s Law of Toilets, the cleanest one is the third stall in the fourth floor library bathroom.”

by Dr. Toilet, Ph.D March 3, 2020

Gaymandoo

It is typically known as an asian man who likes penis more than vagina, however will turn both down for a night in with Bruce Forsyth's chin watching devil wears prada.

Joe says "are you comming for a few beers today. "
Gaymandoo " no im going to have a night in with Bruce Forsyth's chin."

by you get me April 13, 2012

gay land

Gay land is a place where the soul or the energy of the gay lives, it can be everywhere, the only rule is that it can be gay land only if a gay touched this place or something that belongs to this place.

Kid: mom mom!!!
Mom: what ?
Kid: are you gay?
Mom: if ur dad is gay it means that im gay too
Kid:excellent!!!
Mom:* touching the table*
Kid: Nooooooo, now i live in the gay land
Mom:don't worry now you are not alone

by Captain4gamer March 25, 2018

Gaylanta

Due to the large population of GLBT people in Atlanta some people call it "gaylanta"

Gaylanta is a fun place to party!

by Kikiv311 October 16, 2018

doctor garland

to sum things up, doctor garland is an ugly piece of shit who teaches cp chem at westford academy. she smokes pot and injects heroine as often as she can between blocks. she has this unbelievably annoying laugh that goes something like this: AH - HEH- heh- HEh- HEH. towards the end of her laugh, u can sense that she realizes that people are laughing at her and not with her, and she keeps laughing bcuz shes in denial. i hate doing her stupid fucking conversions. she also makes this stupid bunny face with her front teeth. she is sarah forsyth in 20 years, bcuz they are both ugly fucks who think people care about what they say.

u r such a doctor garland! i hope u die!

by Who? October 4, 2004