Garden School

The school that is so small that you know everyone in it, and everyone knows everything that goes on with you in the school and gives you crap about it, even if you barely know them. Anything else is irrelevant because it is too small and sucky.

Sleeping with 7th graders. Every teacher knowing who your going out with and giving you shit about it. Gym teachers telling you that the love you... 32 times before they let you do anything. Lazy Bio teacher. Garden School.

Gabon.

by Baller!!! April 2, 2007

Garden Shitty

AKA for Garden City, an undesirable place to live in Roanoke, Virginia.

Man, as soon as I get above minimum wage, I'm getting out of Garden Shitty.

I can't believe Wayne Newton's childhood home is in Garden Shitty.

Can he afford that boat? Sure he can, he lives nigger rich in Garden Shitty

by Miss N. Threegrand March 24, 2008

garden shed

another term for being closeted or in the closet popularized by tyler the creator by his song with the same name.

i was stuck in the garden shed for a long time, but i think i should come out now.

by oliver420 June 18, 2020

Garden State

An independent film about a man's struggle (Zach Braff) with coping with the loss of his mother, with a life of prescription induced apathy (and the release of this apathy through new found love as he returns home) and can finally live his emotions after living life without prescription drugs and finally letting go the secret of his mother's disablity by the end of the movie.

There's not really an example that can go here...it's a movie.

by CJ Dayringer April 4, 2005

garden state

the best movie ever created
with the best soundtrack as well

"You gotta hear these songs, they will change your life. I Promise you."

by my pseudonym. January 16, 2005

garden school

A small school in Jackson Heights, NY. About 500 people go there from 7th-12th grade. If you tell one person something,everyone knows. The teachers have conferences where they talk about you. At least 10 people know your locker combination. Most of the girls can be found in Mrs. Dorothy's room. Their are bake sales at least every week. No one can make fun of your ethnicity because everyone is different. You can find all the losers in the computer room, all the 7th graders and basketball players in the gym, all the cool kids in the hall way, all the fat kids in 711 jkk you can find everyone in 711, the nerds in extra help, and the other kids in the yardd. Everyone knows each other. Two kids dating with a 5 year age difference is common. Teachers piss you off. Mrs. Zinner and Mrs. Somer will hate you for NO reason. You will eventually plan their deaths : jkk Mr. Gheurgi will yell at you and tell you, you can't do anything, Mr. Gomis will kick you out for no reason and give you detention. Mr. Hale will have attitude battles with you. Mrs. Elkin will tell you to step off the grass. Mr. Pigman will sing you the you're a little tea pot short and spout song when you put your hand on your hip. Mr. Chung will say "What's wrong with you". Mr. Krecheck will kill you in basketball practice. Mrs. Dapise stores body parts in her desk. Everyone dunks on the baskets. No one knows what's going on, unless they're in student council, because no one listens to morning meeting, and we don't have a speaker system. The guys locker room is the best place to have fun ; && last of all. If you tell someone you go to garden school they will ask you if you learn how to make gardens :PP

"I go to Garden School"
"You learn how to make gardens there?"
-_-

by kittyy x3333 January 18, 2008

garden salad

A mixture of the legal herb k2 and weed, otherwise known as marijuana, in a smoking device.

Hey man, let's make that weed bowl a garden salad, I got some k2.

by gardensaladscal March 28, 2010