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As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.

A saying which is used when someone is in an awkward situation where male companions may be too close for comfort.

Usually this phrase will only be used in a joking fashion.

Litteraly meant, You are too close for comfort but it cant be helped right now.
Person 1 "Lets just get in the car, al be it way too close."
Person 2 As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.
by No Name EVER April 16, 2021
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Ur Mom and Dad gay together

This is the ultimate win whenever you are in a intellectual argument with another human being and you have already used “Ur mom gay” and he came back with “No u”.
You: but Ur Mom gay lol
College Professor: No u
You: Ur Mom and Dad gay together
College Professor: *Speechless*
by Definition_Master42069 February 19, 2018
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am i gay test

a commonly used google search by gay people who are either in denial, questioning or need re-assurance
person 1: omg are you gay
person 2: idk but i took an am i gay test and it said i was
by a narcissistic arse bitch July 17, 2021
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Gay tonying

A popular action which is when someone falls off a tall height and would attempt multiple 360s while doing so. Sometimes the song "Ballad of Gay Tony" will be played during this time.

This became popular when UberHaxorNova gay tonyed off a mountain in Tri-Mountain Survival.
Guy 1: Hey dude, did you see that dude fall off that cliff?
Guy 2: Hell yeah! He was gay tonying.
by MasterOfSpaghetti January 25, 2012
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20 gay teen

Who will you vote for in 20 gay teen?
by JCH54 January 15, 2018
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Gay Tuesday

The day in the week were it is ok to be gay
Straight man-Ay yo what day is it
Another straight man-Oh shit its gay tuesday
Straight man-Damn thats why you look so thick
by Youknowthevibes October 27, 2019
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gay thwart sex incest

Cambridge Dictionary defines "thwarting" as the action of a gay male putting his testicles into a another gay male's anus and deliberately attempting to catch HIV; or, when a gay male puts his entire mouth, teeth and all, into the anus, to eat out the HIV.

In the case of gay thwart sex incest, it is combined with convential homosexual fornication, between blood-related family members.

This is a fact, according to Yahoo Answers user Billie - a general practitioner of 38 years.
Normal person - You're ugly.

Gay person - FUCK YOU. Try do what you want, i will fucking gay thwart sex incest you
by Curryshak2 October 17, 2013
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