Gurk

Gurk is the new hot thing, using as an acronym to describe something which is imperceivable

"Spread the gurk" - More intense version of spread the word
"The holy gurkle" - Biblical scroll relating to gurk
"Furk the gurk turk" Gurk gurk furk

by TheGurkler August 5, 2025

Gurking

Word created by king Theo as replacement for glazing or meat riding

Damn Elo, stop gurking my shit

by Bzdvo January 1, 2024

Gurks

the most powerful people on the planet.

the gurks are so powerful.

by gurknumberone August 19, 2021

GURK

No real definition, its up to you you to decide, have fun making shit up !

"I'm about to gurk yoo' ass dawg." "Yo, you gurkin' hot shawty."

by hmmmsucc February 28, 2020

Gurked

When your downstem and or bowl are clogged beyond any sense of usage

Adam: "I can't pull my toke through your bong man it's too Gurked"

Samuel: "Shit man i'll unclog it then sorry"

by Boppo45 July 23, 2024

Gurk

To dominate an enemy team with a company of gurka units

Damn my right flank is getting gurked

by Afraking July 29, 2025

gurk

a dirty brown man slag who thinks he's a pussy magnet but can't keep his dick in his pants. daddy issues and major alcoholic - stay away girls. don't call him a girl by the way, insecure and major toxic masculinity radiator

'I met this guy who's such a slag'
'sounds like a gurk'

by he thought he ate August 15, 2023