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you got to be fist fucking me 

Thats got to count for something! 

In Beer Pong, when a ball bounces into a cup on the side of the table that has already been made.
While playing beer pong at a pregame, Joseph shoots the ping pong ball and it bounces into a cup that has already been made and yells "thats got to count for something!"

why you got to B about it!?! 

Why you got to bitch about it?
wife: I thought i told you to take out the trash you lazy son of a bitch.

Husband: Yo, why you got to B about it!?! slow your roll

you got to be fist fucking me 

a sudden reversal of fortune - a banked eight ball for the win flies out of the pocket you intended into another, or your full house loses to a straight flush on the river.
usually not part of a sentence, all you can say is "you got to be fist fucking me." or "you've got to be fist-fucking me."

whats that got to do with the price of shit?

what you say when someone utters random nonsense
hey did you know that yesterday i was bored and i realised i can balance a jug on my nose?
whats that got to do with the price of shit?
i dont know, but its cool.
ok then..

you got to be shitting me 

We somebody does something very dumb/stupid.
Really dude, you got to be shitting me.