Gorf

A combination of a belch and a cough, which if done correctly, will sound as if the deliverer is attempting to vomit.

After eating two entire bacon cheeseburgers from Crackerbarrel, Darrell gorfed with such intensity on the way up the elevator that it almost caused a chain reaction of throwing up.

by BigDFatMan February 25, 2008

Gorf

A way of expressing deep affection love for a raccoon that you had a one night stand with. YOU yes you you know what I'm talking about you took advantage of that raccoon and you know it.

Man I feel so Gorf about you you filthy animal.

by Fartfard Connecticut March 22, 2019

gorfing

Gorfing is the act of farting into your hand and then quickly smelling it. Another method would be to fart and then quickly turning in it's direction to smell it. Gorfers are people who frequently gorf because they really enjoy it's aroma

Me and Billy snuck down to the auditorium to watch Mary while she was gorfing her ass off.

by SkipSpike666 November 5, 2017

Gorf

The sound someone makes when gagging on a penis; the sound of gagging.

Hey Piot, I made the broad I was with gorf all night!

by Mugsey Birchwood July 27, 2011

Gorf

The art of farting in the bathtub and biting the bubbles.

I was trying to make a poor man's hot tub by gorfing.

by DJ Ballzdeep November 16, 2015

gorf

Queefing a golf ball out of your pussy.

I proceeded to toss her salad and twist her knobs, when in a single moment of intense passion, her vagina gorfed a small golf ball into my nostrils.

by scubes4life October 13, 2007

gorf-up

To "gorf-up" something is where somebody changes, "enhances" or otherwise adds complexity to something that is working such that it;

- no longer works, or
- barely works, or
- works, but is so complicated that its no longer usable...

gorfing up the runtime environment

by sysf March 4, 2005