What's the gitch?

What's the situation
or
What's going on

The man arrived late and asked, "what's the gitch?"

by juniorspank June 22, 2004

gitch

combination of gay sauce and bitch; used when something is particularly annoying or stupid

Kelly: "have you seen 'Bewitched'?"
Jamie: "Omg that movie was so gitch!"

by twiggy3991 January 5, 2008

gitch

A woman/girl who doesnt realize that she is being a bitch

"Man she is acting like such a gitch today!"

by K.Zz April 2, 2008

gitch

When a woman (or man) is being a guch and a bitch at the same time.

That gitch cut me off when I was driving and I almost had a wreck.

by Bizzy June 26, 2004

Gitch

Guy bitch

That man was just a total gitch. Ya he nearly bumped. That girl over!!

by mistyc March 1, 2016

Gitch

A glitch is a man dating a women who is always doing what they say and is personally their bitch. They are what i call a girls bitch.

"Yo, dude your such a gitch to that girl."

by TheGitchBuster July 27, 2016

Gitch Itch

Severely itchy nuts that are relieved with the removal of the offending gitch. More common on a hot day but can be caused by improper hygiene, cheap underwear or even a new laundry detergent.

If you still have gitch itch after taking the gitch off you might want to see a doctor.

by Angus McCracken February 23, 2020