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Garden hosing

When a man lays ass down dick up and your women drives a vacuum over your dick and it gets spun up into the brush rollers and stretches your dick 2 full rotations
We are gonna go garden hosing until
by Revilo rabeof March 5, 2025
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Lil Garden Hose

Not a very well-known rapper in the community, but is sure to be on the rise when he drops his single “quench.” He mostly raps about AIDS and shit.
Man, I can’t wait for “quench” by Lil Garden Hose to drop.
by AIDS n SHIT May 29, 2018
mugGet the Lil Garden Hosemug.

Garden hose

The guy and his brother in law were laying in the grass like two rotten pieces of Swiss cheese after their argument over the garden hose and the shooting that followed. It turned out they were both right about each other, and tomorrow didn't need either one of them any more than today did.
by The Original Agahnim September 10, 2021
mugGet the Garden hosemug.

Garden hose cock

A very Very VERY long penis
You can give a girl a cum goblin 1480 with one
Dude did you hear mike has a garden hose cock
by Nut funny man January 30, 2023
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