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Gandalf the Brown

The first solid poo to make an appearance after a long hard fought with diarrhea, signalling that the tide has turned.

In 'The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers', the Battle of Helms Deep is all but lost until Gandalf the White appears, handing victory to the men of Rohan against the Uruks of Isengard.

Similarly, the arrival of Gandalf the Brown reveals that the battle for control of your bowels has been concluded in your favour.
Guy 1: You coming swimming later?

Guy 2: I can't, I have a bad stomach, I need to rest.

*30 minutes later*

Guy 2: I'll be coming after all, Gandalf the Brown has arrived.
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gandalf

you shall not pass!
by lewis June 14, 2004
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Was Gandhi Hungry?

Indian version of the rhetorical question 'Is the Pope Catholic?' A good alternative, especially among international cultured crowds. A hit at Indian parties where sarcasm and samosas are welcome.
Judy: Look! That cute guy is coming over to talk to me. Do I have spinach in my teeth?
Rachna: Is the Pope Catholic? Was Gandhi hungry?
Judy: Damn! He's walking away. I think he saw.
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gadhafing

v. overstaying ones welcome.
Is it safe to bring the girls over tonight or are your parents still gadhafing?

Better wait until next weekend dude. I may have to call for an air strike to get the wrinklies out of the house.
by gnostic1 March 22, 2011
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Gandalf

To come back from the dead in a spectacular fashion, normally just in time to save someone's ass from getting kicked. Just like Gandalf in LOTR.
I was sure he was dead after the nuke went off, but he did a Gandalf and saved Bauer's ass.
by pasdaddy May 7, 2009
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Gundham tanaka

someone amazing and the best character from danganronpa v2 and I loaf him I want to pet his hamsters like give me him I wish he was real OMG LIKE HOW IS THERE A SOMEONE SO GOOD THEN THEY JUST GET HIM *killed emoji* like pls help why they do that gundham is best boy *cry* ples give him bek to mea :((( I loaf him soa muech... anyone who hates him is gonna get killed in their sleep because I have ur home address
he's hot *not what ur supposed to say* Gundham tanaka is hot. Something your supposed to say.
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Ganchav

That bitch has a tight ganchav.
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