g2gsmitj

Gotta go stab myself in the juggular

me: Hows it hanging?
you: Meh, pretty shitty. Works is getting me down and I haven't pooped in weeks.
me: Don't worry, it'll be ok.
you: Hold on, g2gsmitj

by Dima12 November 16, 2012

g2gbye

Verb: the art of blocking someone with speed and precision on
AOL instant messenger, you type g2gbye in the chat box then put your mouse cursor on the block icon and quickly press enter, click, enter, resulting in them seeing "g2gbye" followed immediately by the person signing off

Aolguy1: uh dude my mom told me you saw her naked care to explain that?
Aolguy2: Uh
Aolguy2: g2gbye
Aolguy2 has signed off.

by BlackOpsNinja March 18, 2008

g2gtas

Abbreviation: Means "gotta go take a shit."

Used on forums, shoutboxes, or in IMs to say you have to temporarily "go" and is usually followed by bbs or ttys.

*(Random chatting)*
User1: I g2gtas, back soon.
User2: K ttys.

by summaxr#2 December 20, 2008

g2gtu

Text/Im speak for got to go throw up

Oh crap, I feel sick. g2gtu

by missawesomepossum January 22, 2011

g2g2

got to go to (self explanatory), usually followed by a location you must go.

I g2g2 school today, there's a test!
I g2g2 the dentist, I have a toothache!

by noname's son April 24, 2008

g2g2w

Gotta get to work; gotta go to work

Here comes the boss, g2g2w

by CrackingWise March 6, 2009

g2gsw

got to go smoke weed

dude: sup man
guy: fuck's up?
dude: hey weren't u-
guy: its 4:20 g2gsw brb

by SlickRickofPSL August 29, 2010