fungal freak

A person who takes magic mushrooms often and brags about it.

Someone who is always tripping on magic mushrooms.

Jacob: Have you heard about Jack?
Samuel: Yeah! I heard he’s a total fungal freak!

by FungalFreak February 9, 2024

fungal tip

A fungal tip is the middle of a man's penis.
It must be fungalicious.

John: Ted has a fungal tip
Patrick: Ewwww, he needs to go to the doctor for that
Fortnite: It's fungalicious
John: It's like that because he poked a mushroom with it

by fungal man May 31, 2022

Fungaled French Fry

(1) a fucked up dick (2) a diseased dick

Yo Shaquita, I was hooking up with this guy last night but I had to slam on the brakes when his draws came off. Brotha had a fungaled French fry, ya hear!

by Tabinator August 10, 2008

Fungal Butt

When sweating and chafing occur in the ass crack and taint/balls creating intense itching from the fungus that has grown.

Jeremy: Are you ready to go out tonight and look for some ladies?

Adam: No, I have an intense case of Fungal Butt imaginable. I have itched it raw.

Jeremy: So you need to go see the doctor!

Adam: I have an appointment in the jungle with the fungal people.

Jeremy: Uh ok….

by Shall-R 76 May 21, 2022