an epic failure in everything
by leeerryyyjennkiinnnsss January 13, 2008
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A limited edition model of the popular Kendama toy. It is a translucent purple and is signed by the legendary toymaker and former CFO of Kendama USA, Genki (Tim) Fujimori. It is estimated that only 200 were created, with none currently in circulation or for online sale.
Joni’s friend claims he got a Fujimori Pluto from a yard sale. I don’t think that’s especially likely.
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Meaning: Fujimori was the president of Peru who while still president took the Peruvian government aircraft and left Peru, for good.
Meaning: Fujimori was the president of Peru who while still president took the Peruvian government aircraft and left Peru, for good.
by dirtb December 7, 2020
Get the fujimori mug.The manipulation of someone into the enthusiastic performance of a sexual act when they originally did not want to, wherein they truly believe it was their own idea, to the extent that they are now indebted to engage in another romp at a time of your choosing.
Can be countered if the victim exclaims "FuFiNo, No!"
Syn: Sexual Inception
Can be countered if the victim exclaims "FuFiNo, No!"
Syn: Sexual Inception
Example of FuFiNoNo:
*Husband undresses*
Wife: "Sorry Honey, I would have sex with you but I'm just so tired. I'm not in the mood at all."
Husband: "Oh no babe, there's no way I could have sex with you tonight. I think I may be getting sick or something. If I were feeling better, I was planning on really giving you a night you'd remember"
*Extended silence*
Wife: "Oh. Well. Maybe another ni..."
Husband: "I really wish I could. You are just so attractive."
Wife: "Well, we could have a quickie tonight and try for what you were planning another night."
Husband: "You're just so amazing. Yeah, that's a great idea. Let's try something tonight. And maybe tomorrow."
*Husband undresses*
Wife: "Sorry Honey, I would have sex with you but I'm just so tired. I'm not in the mood at all."
Husband: "Oh no babe, there's no way I could have sex with you tonight. I think I may be getting sick or something. If I were feeling better, I was planning on really giving you a night you'd remember"
*Extended silence*
Wife: "Oh. Well. Maybe another ni..."
Husband: "I really wish I could. You are just so attractive."
Wife: "Well, we could have a quickie tonight and try for what you were planning another night."
Husband: "You're just so amazing. Yeah, that's a great idea. Let's try something tonight. And maybe tomorrow."
by Bill Excalibur Alls IV Esq. March 16, 2013
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