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stop fucking teasing me

we she keep teasing you when you tell stop but she keep on going no matter what you say.
Stop fucking teasing me or i'll never talk to you again joel.
by its me you know November 22, 2020
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DONT FUCKING TEXT ME

Don’t text me back I don’t like your ugly ass
by LàDams November 3, 2022
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Fucking Shitting Me

1) Is This Real?

2) this is a Problem

Etymology: Pennsylvanian Dutch
by Swoon4Heart April 24, 2022
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don't you fucking hoover me

don't you fucking hoover me - a saying used to represent someones annoyance towards their friend 'hoovering' them via vc on discord or other platforms.
Phoro:*hoover noises*
Astrid:'Don't You Fucking Hoover Me, Pho!'
by Phoro June 12, 2022
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A start of a giant paragraph about someone who has over 300 confirmed sniper kills, is a secret service soldier, contacting his spies and CIA, talking about how he is a top soldier on the Marines, and has a catchphrase, saying “the storm” showing that he will bring all hell on you. You better watch out, he’s gonna kill you.
Person: dude you suck at fortnite kys

You: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 700, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, and now you’re paying the price. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
by skrt skrrrrrrt December 10, 2018
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Give me a fucking break

Used as a substitute for “take it easy pal” or “give it a rest asshole”. It also sounds pretty cool and can spark up some laughter to say it out of the blue. You know how it goes.
Kohl: Kyle let’s go buddy you’re taking for ever
Kyle: Give me a fucking break alright

Or

Kohl: Long time no see Kyle, good to see ya!
Kyle: Give me a fucking break, bro, how’s it going?
by Dr. Malone February 16, 2018
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What the fuck did you fucking say about me

This is the beginning of a copypasta of a 'Navy Seal' talking about how he's better than you
Kid 1: man you suck at Call of Duty
Kid 2: What the fuck did you fucking say about me, you little bitch?
by notavalible123 June 27, 2020
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