FTW
Fuck The World.
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Acronym for "For The Wolf", coined by Amir Blumenfeld of CollegeHumor's "Jake and Amir". Amir got Jake a wolf as a holiday present, then got a collar "for the wolf" the next year.
Jake: "What is that?"
Amir: "It's a collar"
Jake: "For what?"
Amir: "For the wolf! For FTW."
Jake: "I don't have the wolf anymore, okay?"
Amir: "For the, it's FTW. For the wolf."
Jake: "The wolf's dead. They euthanized it in my apartment. You wanna dig it up? For the wolf?"
Amir: "...for the epic wolf"
Amir: "It's a collar"
Jake: "For what?"
Amir: "For the wolf! For FTW."
Jake: "I don't have the wolf anymore, okay?"
Amir: "For the, it's FTW. For the wolf."
Jake: "The wolf's dead. They euthanized it in my apartment. You wanna dig it up? For the wolf?"
Amir: "...for the epic wolf"
FTW by Xtreme2252 August 9, 2010
FTW
"Fancy Twat Water."
The 'water' that comes from a girl, mostly known as vaginal lubrication. The production increases significantly during sexual arousal.
Commonly mistaken for "Finger That Whore." or "Follow the Waterfall."
Originated from Doug Loves Movies ep786
The 'water' that comes from a girl, mostly known as vaginal lubrication. The production increases significantly during sexual arousal.
Commonly mistaken for "Finger That Whore." or "Follow the Waterfall."
Originated from Doug Loves Movies ep786
FTW by Iammchriss August 16, 2014
FTW
FUCK.
THE.
WORLD.
It originated in the 70s as a jailhouse tattoo and became known to bikers and other guys who will kick your ass if you say it means anything different. 30 years later, some gayass cyberkiddies redefined, but if you have an ounce of class, you'll ignore the cyberfags.
THE.
WORLD.
It originated in the 70s as a jailhouse tattoo and became known to bikers and other guys who will kick your ass if you say it means anything different. 30 years later, some gayass cyberkiddies redefined, but if you have an ounce of class, you'll ignore the cyberfags.
CYBERFAG: "Pokemon ftw!! omg lolz!!!111"
BIKER: If you don't shut up, I'm going to stick a knife in your anus and twist.
UBER-CYBERFAG: Yeah stfu!
CYBERFAG: *sob* you tolz me to shut the fuck up?
UBER-CYBERFAG: No fag! "stfu" means "strawberries taste flowery upsidedown"
BIKER: If you don't shut up, I'm going to stick a knife in your anus and twist.
UBER-CYBERFAG: Yeah stfu!
CYBERFAG: *sob* you tolz me to shut the fuck up?
UBER-CYBERFAG: No fag! "stfu" means "strawberries taste flowery upsidedown"
FTW by blisterbunny May 5, 2010
ftw
ftw by Seth Manley June 6, 2007
ftw
e.g
1)
Jack: Ok, I have the toast, what do I do now?
/b/: fuck toast!
Jack: ftw?
/b/: gtfo n00b
2)
Jack: 'Kay I have the crumpets- now what?
Bill: Crumpets suck....Pancakes ftw!
Jack: >.< they were all out of them at the store.
Bill: Oh ok... Can I have a crumpet please?
Jack: No ^^
1)
Jack: Ok, I have the toast, what do I do now?
/b/: fuck toast!
Jack: ftw?
/b/: gtfo n00b
2)
Jack: 'Kay I have the crumpets- now what?
Bill: Crumpets suck....Pancakes ftw!
Jack: >.< they were all out of them at the store.
Bill: Oh ok... Can I have a crumpet please?
Jack: No ^^
ftw by Anonymous260 April 23, 2008