Fruit punch surprise

An ancient Roman tradition invented by Zingus. The fruit punch surprise is the action of surprising ones partner with a delightful spray of fruit punch hidden deep within ones anal cavity. Typically forced out through flatulence, for fun, or for sexual pleasure.

"I gave my boyfriend the nastiest fruit punch surprise whilst he was taking a shit"

by God of smegma April 3, 2026

Punch Front

When Friends(only individuals who are cool) hang out, relax or "chill out"...

Synonomous with kick back, however it involves cooler people...

"Hey Jess, you coming to the punch front tonight?"
"No... I can't... not cool enough"
"Oh.. true say"

by hbchiq April 17, 2007

Frontpunch

What you call the sidekick's "leader".

The one that is considered to be more of a superhero than the other.

Robin was Batman's Sidekick.
Batman is Robin's Frontpunch.

by -=Euphoria=- November 9, 2011

Fruitpunch fountain

When ones partner is close to climax the man pulls out a 12 gauge shotgun and fires in into the back of their partners head causing the fruit punch fountain

Who the actual fuck does the fruitpunch fountain

by Gaybuteggs January 17, 2021

Fruitpunch

Fruitpunch is the fartiest of the fart fart of farty farts of someones ass on someone elses face.Fruitpunch is when you sit on somones face and you poop, pee, fart in their mouth. Fruitpunch is when you turn yourself into a midget and go inside someones ass and eat their shit.

Andrea: I want fruitpunch.
Lily: Sure! 'sits on her face and shits'.

by MagiciansButt May 22, 2023