fritz

what all women really wish their man had

"he's good but he's not fritz"

by Scott Christianson November 13, 2007

Unicorn Fritz

A herd of Unicorn. (Plural: Unicai.)

"Hey, see that herd of horses over there?"
"No you cunt, they have horns. It's a Unicorn fritz. ^_^"

by i<3Hoes October 4, 2011

Fritz like

An adjective describing someone who is exceedingly fly and makes a living, although not a profession out of pimping.

Juan Bravo was acting quite Fritz like today as he drew the eyes of many hot babes.

by F. Rod May 12, 2008

fritzla

Att låsa in en eller flera personer i källaren för att sedan ha samlag med den eller dessa.

Simon fritzlade sin dotter. Nu avtjänar han ett tioårigt fängelsestraff för incest.

by Krutmeyer January 11, 2014

Pulling-a-Fritz

A healthcare provider taking an extended or extra long period of time treating a highly desirable member of the opposite sex. Highly desirable can mean, but is not limited to; physically fit, well groomed, sexually attractive, good smelling, and or expensive.

Chris keeps pulling-a-Fritz with that young girl.

by smickalsen August 5, 2011

sweating like josef fritzl on mtv cribs

when one sweats profusely

Im sweating like josef fritzl on mtv cribs:

oh no there's nothing down there, just the laundry room

by hombredelobo November 21, 2011

fritzl

v. To lock someone in the basement for 24 years and impregnate them repeatedly.

As per the Austrian incest case of Joseph Fritzl.

Don't make me fritzl you.

by Don Bito April 29, 2008