A friend is what you become when you split yourself in two in response to the famous words “But we can still be friends.” One part of you remains the lover, the secret part with the broken heart. The other part becomes the friend, the visible part, which will accept any conditions in the (probably vain) hope that the departing soulmate might change their mind.
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A person who can be a real dick somtiemes, but will always (mostly) help you. Someone you can relay on, and relate to.
Some can be so good friends they turn into BFF(s).
Friends can also refer to pets.
A person who can be a real dick somtiemes, but will always (mostly) help you. Someone you can relay on, and relate to.
Some can be so good friends they turn into BFF(s).
Friends can also refer to pets.
Teacher: You have eight apples, and you divide them evenly between you, and your friend.
You: A friend?
You: A friend?
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