French Military Victories

The French version of Martin Luther King Jr.'s, "I Have a Dream," speech.

Please refer to French Military Defeats for further clarification.

French military victories are impossible with a country full of cheese-eating, snail-breathed, no-hygiene, surrender-monkeys.

by Glastonbury Dex February 6, 2008

french military victories

Mere fairytales told by the french to create the illusion that their people are capable of defending themselves. The term "fairy" is not used lightly seing as France is the topic of this posting, and it seems rather appropriate when describing them.

The french told their children of the "french military victories" to keep them from following the usual plan of action (sob, hide, run, cry to the US).

by Super Jesus December 28, 2005

french military victories

a rare and miraculous event, remember the levels of french national security are
1. run
2. hide
3. surrender
4. collaborate

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
good one but really...

by ur mom November 26, 2004

french military victories

1.) Ficticious event
2.) Also see Rules of French War Fare

Being French is worst than being gay

by Taker September 28, 2004

French Military Victory

Invalid entry. Try searching French wine, perfume, or cheese metals.

A French military victory has not occured since Napoleon.

Nor has a french military existed since Napoleon.

Look at World Wars 1 and 2.

Perfume?

by Max369 May 25, 2008

French Military Victories

Sounds like an oxymoron.

"What were some French military victories? Did I even put those three words in a proper sentence?"
-me

"Did you know that it was the French who first thought of using electrical shocks as a means of torture?"
-Revolver Ocelot, MGS : Twin Snakes

by Dave May 7, 2004

french military victories

French....Victories....hmm what are those?

"france cant win a war"

by Kip March 18, 2005