French Kissing The Turtle

When you give a rim job to someone who has to take a dump, and there is a turtle head ( end of the turd ) protruding out the sphincter.

Baby don't eat my ass I have to poop. Thats ok baby, I like French kissing the turtle.

by JohnP5757 May 31, 2009

soft french kiss

The most wounderful kiss ever.
Its an emotional and beautiful kiss.
Its when you love some one and you can tell by the kiss.
This kiss is when you put your toung half way in your girlfriends/boyfriends mouth and you massage her/his toung by rubbing it with your toung.
Its a soft kiss.

A soft french kiss is the best kiss ever.

by xX(-SWB-)Xx August 28, 2008

Kentucky french kiss

The act of kissing when one or more participants has a dip in their mouth

Jen came in for a passionate smooch but wasn't expecting Johnny's Kentucky french kiss

by omgitriedeverything January 7, 2009

french kiss the morning

French kiss the morning is a phrase referring to the first large, gaping, tongue lolling yawn given by a person (or animal) after waking.

I always wake early, "French kiss the morning", then turn to my wife who advises: "Brush your teeth before trying that on me...".

by AgInspector April 19, 2017

Cajun French Kiss

The art of French kissing a ladies vagina with the assistance of cocaine until gush, then leaving. If the lady doesn't orgasm, see French Canadian kiss.

I was so lit, when she pulled it out I gave her a Cajun French kiss instead. I feel like I did the right thing.

by Bigdude018 December 6, 2018

australian french kiss

A french kiss but down under

Austin gave me an Australian french kiss last night when we were getting it on.

by bananapanda May 14, 2015

Romantic French Kiss

This is a slower version of a French Kiss (that one is more of a sexual kiss -- a faster paced one)...

Hey... that was one good kiss that you gave me... I thought it seemed like a romantic french kiss to me.

by Hummina Hummina February 20, 2009