Franked Out

When someone has had too many mils of fantasy and passes out. Often in a seated position, but sometimes standing - it depends of the level of franked outedness. Frequently heard making guttural groans and ecstasy moans. Slurry incoherent speech often accompanies the franker. They believe they are doing awesome and are convinced they do not look like the face sucking, eye rolling, moaning, twitchy, convulsed mess that they are. Able to snap out of mess mode when people least expect it. It’s normal for the franker to deny they were ever asleep- delusional when they state they “were killing it” when really they came close to killing themselves.

Me: oh my God! Look at Rachael rolling around on the couch- what a mess. She’s totally franked out.

Mate: Yeah she’s franked out hard- I’m gonna film her cos I’m a bastard.
Me: Only pick up your phone if you’re gonna call an ambulance dude. Filming someone franking out is not cool 😎

Me: OMG look at Rachael rolling around on the couch- what a mess! She’s franking out hard.
Mate: Yeah she’s franked out hard - I’m gonna film her cos I’m a bastard.
Me: Only pick up your phone if you’re gonna call an ambulance dude, filing someone franking out is fking uncool 😎

by Annzy79 November 19, 2023

Getting Franked

When your significant other gets a hot dog/sausage off the stove and sneaks up behind you and slides it up your butthole.

Mr. Rocha was making hot dogs and didn't realize he was getting Franked by Jasmine until the thumb.

by Hammerhead250 November 1, 2020

Anne Franked

When the cops come to bust a party and you or one of your buddies goes to hide in the bedroom or bathroom upon the authorities knocking.

"Dude, you totally Anne Franked at the party last week, everyone thinks you're a total bitch now."

by Guy Tornado December 8, 2009

Anne-Franked

The often nervous act of fucking someone/something in an upstairs room while trying to be quiet because you don't want anyone to hear you downstairs.

My parents were home last night and I was upstairs getting Anne-Franked.

by Stephani Scrape April 6, 2011

ball park franked

before vacation a girl is looking very skinny and attractive, yet she goes to florida and comes back plump like a christmas goose. this is very similar to a ballpark frank hot dog, that plumps up when you warm it up

boy 1: yikes...she was so hot in february...and look at her now in april, shes fat! what happened?

boy 2: she went to florida and learned how to eat

boy 3: that bitch ball park franked

by coolkid812 May 3, 2006

to be totally and utterly Franked

a source of natural adreniline powered from every nerve in the body to make you acheive tasks, abilities and exercise powers that were hidden bought forward to the outside world by the powers of Frank Stallone and his song Far From Over

To be totally and utterly Franked .....Wow don't really feel like going to the gym this morning.....wow whats that I hear on my Ipod....."Far from Over" Frank Stallone.....now there is not getting me out of this gym with the you can do it from meek to winner montage in my head.

by kara2479 August 18, 2010

I Franked myself

Knowingly giving a friend drugs that can’t handle them.

Fuck... I Franked myself. He took molly and now is sleeping in the hallway.

by Joeybuzz October 19, 2019