Murdered your kids

While I sit here struggling to swallow and my brain does what I can only assume is "Fill up with fluid" I think to myself...
Hym "I probably should have just raped that whore and killed that retard and murdered your kids and then killed myself. That would have been a quicker and less-uncomfortable death. Rather than let the people around me performatively withhold the expedient solution to (literally) all of my problems at once; I probably should have just chosen violence and let all of you sort it out after I was too dead for you to do anything about it. I guess I'll just sit here and hope that I make it until the next time I work so that there will actually be someone around to save me after I have a stroke. Then I can just continue to exist... Except with diminished brain function. Which is fine. I won't to too retarded to make money for a company or fuck Kendra, so, everything will be fine."
by Hym Iam July 27, 2023
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Cremate your future kids

Cremate your future kids
by Sucking Dick since I was 2 yea November 26, 2021
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Get out of here kid your dog

well really im dog but your more dog then me
"Get out of here kid your dog" no your actually worse "nuh uh" but i just beat- *slaps the f out of him too the moon* "i said nuh uh"
by SexuallyAttractedToBigBlackMen October 04, 2023
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pimping your kid

Using your child as an excuse for your own bad behavior or a job promotion your not qualified for.
(name insert) has a degree in applied science and many years experience.
"pimping your kid" states " I have 5 kids from 3 different women and need to support them".

Who should get the job?
by buckeyeoh November 20, 2017
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For your kids

It doesn't count. You said your identity is a good father and a good husband ect. Still just you.
Hym "And what do you NOT have now that you would have had, had you not 'sacrificed' it for your kids? Name one thing. Your youth? You would have lost that anyway. Opportunities? There are not greater opportunities than, teaching at harvard, working at the UN, or being a famous charlatan. Name ONE thing you ACTUALLY sacrificed for your kids that you do not have now. I mean you were busy 'working 80 hours a week" so, time with your kids? OOHHH!! 😱 THAT'S IT! You're God! That's the God complex! Right there! You sacrificed yourself... to YOURSELF so that humanity wouldn't have to suffer at your hands. It's the Christ sacrifice in abstraction! THAT'S the sacrifice you made isn't it? Hahahahaha! You know that doesn't count. I don't even have to debunk the claim! The atheists already did it for me! Ha! No. You aren't willing to sacrifice anything. You're not even willing to sacrifice your PRIDE (the sin you yelled at Elliot (I still thinknit should be Alan) for embodying) to allow yourself to be summoned. Even if the consequences are mangled retard skulls and bloated whore corspes."
by Hym Iam April 29, 2023
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feed your kids

Slur.Normaly Thrown at Liverpool fans as a retort when the said Liverpool fan says something the other fan or fans didn't like. A dig at poverty and the food bank outside Anfield. Abhorrent behaviour.
You don't know what you're talking about, Jordon Henderson has never been a good footballer. Just feed your kids man
by Kookyflukes February 23, 2021
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im your dad kid

the thing ninja says to courage when he is better than him
im your dad kid
Ninja: I'm your litteral dad khed
courage: Get your hair colered again!!
by Gullellellelle November 19, 2019
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