flopta monsta

nothing. it doesn't exist.

i had a dream that i was getting attacked by a flopta monsta but then i woke up and realized it doesn't exist.

by bryan g (yo lizard) May 4, 2008

Flopmaster

When a person makes plans and doesn't show up or does not follow through with the plans, they flop. This person becomes a flopmaster after not following through on a consistent level.

Alex: Hey man! I'm coming to visit you in three weeks!
Brandon: Okay, sweet!

*3 weeks later*

Alex: Yaaaaa. My mom said I have to work.
Brandon: Flopmaster.

by Sun-Maid Raisins September 21, 2012

Big Floppa

A famous cat on the internet.

Jared, I saw Big Floppa in a meme today!

by phofsevn July 1, 2020

Florian

He is a very handsome guy with great humor. He makes everybody laugh with his stupid jokes. If you have a Florian as a boyfriend you only can be the happiest you have ever been. Not only because of his big dick and lovely smile, but also because he gives you more love than you could ever imagine. You will get the warmest hugs and the best orgasm.

Go get you a Florian!

Florian is the best kisser

by yourbbygirl2404 November 24, 2021

Florian

A Legend. Fantastic Guy

Hey Florian, what's Up?
Cooooooooooooooool dude.

by Association of Legends July 15, 2008

floppa

Floppa is an epic, cute, and funny caracal.

I love floppa

by NOT SOUP!! July 11, 2021

Big Floppa

Recent internet meme involving a Caracal cat, combined with funny text or edits, for a humorous outcome. The most popular floppa is Gosha/Gregory, Other floppas include Pumba, Kimbo, Roo, etc. The name big floppa comes from the floppy tufts of fur that grow on the end of a Caracal's ears. It is a common misconception that it is because of the cat's weight.

Person: Hey, have you seen the new cat meme Big Floppa, he is so funny.

by Tewam February 15, 2022