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Flaming Slong

When a man lights his penis on fire and has sex with a woman. It also frequently refers to the act of intercourse with a lit penis.
Hey do you want to go to a movie tonight? I can't, I have to get skin grafts because I gave my girlfriend the flaming slong last night.
by Gerbil Wellington September 16, 2010
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Flaming Scrot

Used to describe the prolonged periods of intense itchiness of the scrotum. Usual causes are fungal infections or STD's such as crabs.
No mum, I can't stop scratching...I've got Flaming Scrot
by Sknib November 18, 2011
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Flaming Scarecrow

The act of light both you, and your partners pubic hair on fire and then continuing to have sexual intercourse.
My genitals are still singed from that flaming scarecrow!
by DrFlayvas July 28, 2011
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flaming scooby snack

A flaming Scooby snack is when you are smoking without a screen and a flaming piece of pot goes up the bong and in your mouth. Disgusting.
Woah man! Did you see that? A flaming Scooby snack! Cool to look at but hurts a little.
by ArdentMaple3941 November 14, 2018
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Flaming Salamander

When you pour kerosene on your dick and light it aflame, then fornicate the ho.
john smith: yo dude, i totally pulled a flaming salamander on pocahontas last night.

meeko: wtf dude i didn't think she could handle it. and how the fuck am i talking?

john smith: ya she didn't even see it coming.
by FuckingMonsterCock December 22, 2009
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flaming seahorse

a man lies on his back with his legs in the air. he then proceeds to wrap his arms around his legs (grabbing his ankles) and repeatedly thrusting his pelvis upward. this may also be used as a sexual position.
person 1: hey man, have you seen aaron?

person 2: nah, last i heard he's been alone in his room doing the flaming seahorse

person 1: damn...
by b_gambino September 9, 2011
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Flaming Snorkel

Igniting one's pubic hair whilst receiving fellatio.
I told that asshole I'm up for a flaming snorkel... not singed eyebrows.
by CrowFace October 8, 2006
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