flea

a crazy, sexy girl who is friends with everyone....is always in the Animeleague IRC and showing her love for everyone
Flea is soooo kawaii. I <3 her! wai!
by Ranee October 21, 2003
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prison flea

Slang used to described a woman who's into "bad boy" types and is in and out of relationships with men who have been in prison or had trouble with the law.

The "flea" part describes how she hops from ex-con to thug.
Rick: I thought Lucy was dating regular guys?
Steve: Are you kiddin'? After she quit school and started doing crack, she turned into a god damn prison flea.
by Kwanzaa Shrub January 11, 2012
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Pub flea

A bloke riding solo that forces himself upon a group of friends socialising at a pub. Often obnoxious and overpowering, usually with the unkempt appearance of a catweasal (see urban dictionary definition).
Everyone was having a great time until the pub flea injected himself into our group. I wish that pub flea would fuck off.
by Pub flea August 22, 2015
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Flea Nasser

FLEE • NA • sir

redneck/hillbilly boot licker. Your homophobic uncle from the south, also white country singers. Anyone with a southern accent, who you can’t really tell if they believe in human rights. Most Floridians, and Texans (who aren’t from Austin). Not every southern person is a Flea Nasser, but every Flea Nasser is southern.
Friend A: Have you seen the country music awards?
Friend B: Hell no, im not watching those goddamned Flea Nasser’s.
….
Person A: omg Trenton texted me

Person B: oh hell no, he’s a Flea Nasser
by OppositeOfFleaNasser April 04, 2022
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Sand fleas

Sand that gets in your girlfriend's poothole during an anal sesh at the beach.
Eric: "dude mindys been in the bathroom for a half hour"
Dave: "shes got some sand fleas. "
Eric: "ayyyyyyy"
by Dangler43 April 22, 2020
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Flea dip

a term describing the technique of using a chlorinated or salt water
pool to both entice women to return to your home as well as ensuring
their cleanliness prior to allowing them in, preventing any parasites,
diseases or bacteria from contaminating the dwelling.

***retention ponds, rivers and most other natural bodies of water do
not work for this purpose***
"Chet, you are not bringing that ragged bitch in my grandmothers beach
house until she gets a flea dip"

"Todd, she works at the Arbys and lives in her car, of course she is
getting a flea dip."
by Touch Down July 09, 2014
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butt fleas

The butt fleas are feasting! Maybe I didn't wipe good enough...
by MinPin76 February 22, 2012
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