God’s favorite word is "Come" 

Signpost at church´s entrance in Pennsylvania.

I knew it... God’s favorite word is "Come"!

God’s favorite word is "Come" by rperazag May 15, 2010

favoritism 

When two people do the same thing, but one gets away with it and the other one doesn't. The one that gets away with it is in the favoritism click, and the one that does not is not in the click.

Bobby threw a book at the boss, and everyone laughed including the boss. Then, Betty thought this was funny so she threw her book at the boss, and everyone looked appauled, and the boss fired her.

"Hey - let's go get some lunch guys."
"No thanks Rick. You are not in our click.
You're wife is a Chinese woman who owns an American cheeseburger stand, and we don't like you. You're elevator may go all the way to the top, but your taste in woman lies somewhere between a grilled cheese dipped in cement and a chocolate covered radish. We reserve the right to execute favoritism, and its not in your favor."

favoritism by Mama Tina July 12, 2011

Florist 

Someone who deals marijuana. Marijuana is a plant, and therefore one who buys this plant would not go to a "drug dealer" but rather a florist.

...Not that kind of florist

Florist by SamAndTJ August 7, 2010

you're my favorite 

you are the person who i care about the most, who i love to be with and talk to, the person who makes me smile, and you are mine

aw, baby, you're my favorite

you're my favorite by oxorosinoxo September 6, 2006

flavorette 

All the girls who have participated in the reallity tv show "Flavor of love"

"New York was before a Flavorette, now she has her own show"

flavorette by Abraham Valles January 11, 2008

flavorize

To add flavor to food or drink, by the addition of another ingredient.

Every so often I'll purchase some flavored coffee beans at the market, and grind them in my little blender. Then add some to my regular coffee can, hence flavorize my average coffee day with a special additive, whilst also economizing with my budget.

flavorize by B. Schmidt December 9, 2008

least favorite puppy 

Something unfavorable or uncomfortable.

ie. not favorite puppy.

Dude: bro this pizza is so least favorite puppy, it tastes like wet cardboard

Bro: I gotta agree dude this is so not favorite puppy.

least favorite puppy by BullionCaretaker June 21, 2021