fitch

feces, especially runny, explosive feces. Similar to "shart;" if shart is the action, fitch is the substance.

I just fitched in my pants!

by Poopedem August 26, 2012

fitch

A person who gets laid alot, not neccesarily a man, or a complement, though it can be either of these.

Dude, that lady is a fitch. She has sex twice a night!

by mistaTero October 5, 2006

fitching

Fake-bitching. When someone bitches for the sake of agreeing with someone, rather than because they actually feel the need or severely dislike the person.

sha'naynay: omg that girl is such a skank! she stole my boyfriend!

fa'naynay: yeah her hair's kinda bad.

sha'naynay: stop fitching, i'm really upset!

by celeryisbest November 26, 2009

fitch

(n.) Either 1) a usu. young, hot woman/girl, or 2) used as a synonym for snizz or pussy, the female sex organs

Damn, look at that sweet fitch, she's hot as hell!

Gimme that fitch, bitch!

by Michael June 30, 2005

fitch

What you tell swiss dogs to do after throwing a stick at them.

okey, fitch, lassie-adulf! No, fitch, like fire-clapper.

by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006

Fitching

Verb: The act of inflating or gassing anothers ego in an extraordinary way. Usually based on false statements.

Fitch: my faulttttt 6 packkkkk?
Henry: stop fitching

by My Fault May 12, 2011

fitch

a 'fit' or attractive young lady or 'bitch'

as cruising down the high street you may come across an attractive yung lady and exclaim;
'oi mate, check out the fitch!'

by alex jones August 27, 2003