Fireman Ready

When a Female is ready to hoe out and patiently waiting for her pimp to land her a date n send her out..

Pimp: See my main bitch right there. She's about stacking that paper. She Fireman Ready no matter where we at she ready to Go Out n Hoe Out !

by N8Stylo August 31, 2021

Fireman Sam

1) A kiddy show similar in style to Postman Pat following the adventures of a fireman who smokes pot everyday.

2) What bad mothers tell their sons to call their dicks.

1) Tommy: I want to watch Fireman Sam!
Mum: (is stoned) OK dear, enjoy!!

20 years later Tommy is gay.

2) Tommy: Jimmy kicked me in the Fireman Sam! MUMMY!
Mum: (still stoned) That's great, dear.

by RPG Fangirl April 2, 2010

fireman joe

1. (n) one who pees for an excessively long time.
2. (n) a crazy bum on the street corner who truly thinks he is a fireman.

1. Yo fireman joe, you've been in that stall for three hours!
2. Fireman Joe: WEEEEEoooooooooWEEEooo
street-corner kids: Hey fireman joe, where's the fire?

by SgtPepper July 2, 2005

Fireman's Sundae

When a firefighter who is having trouble with his wife goes home to get some things to stay at the firehouse and his wife, not wanting him to leave her, pins him against the refrigerator sucks him off and lets him blow his load on her face. He then looks down at her and says "now I gotta go to the firehouse".

South Meriden Volly #1: so dude what's going on with you and your wife?

South Meriden Volly #2: well... Funny thing about that (see above for story)

South Meriden Volly #1: oh so you got a Fireman's Sundae

by Local 31 membership committee September 8, 2011

fireman tom

A usually homogaseous man that enjoys chopping down the doors of gay men.

Fireman tom chopped down the door to his gay friends closet.

by shittityomanzzzzzz August 11, 2012

Fireman Fuck Foot

When you are getting on with a fire fighter and shit gets so crazy, you break your foot.

Whenever it's going to rain, the old fireman fuck foot acts up.

by hotstepper82 July 2, 2017

Fireman-TheHero

The greatest Hero EVER. If you're on his sight you're gonna burn alive instantly. He's also famous for saying "ramarro marrone" in the most correct way possible.

What's your favourite Hero?
He's Fireman-TheHero

by La mia persona September 16, 2022