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fink

A loveable trickster who wins affection through his/her mischevious antics.
"Oh, John Perry, did you urinate in my soda? You little fink!"
by Smalls April 4, 2005
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fink

A person who goes to the authorities and tattles on another person.

A tattler.

A snitch.

A stoolie.

A canary.

A squealer.

In short, a person beneath contempt.
Martha is a contemptable fink. She is the boss's eyes and ears, and reports people who come back from lunch 2 minutes late.
by Cap'n Bullmoose October 8, 2007
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finked

The act of a sober male taking advantaged of an intoxicated female at a party. The male involved is referred to as the finker and is often creepy, skinny, and extremely pale.
Can you believe Kelly got finked twice?!
by Sit0nMyThumb November 1, 2010
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fink

A scumbucket, slimebag, scoundril, scallywag, piece of shit, trador, undesired being, bastard, fucker, motherfucker, brotherfucker, ass hole, douchebag, purple headed yogurt slinger, asswhipe, shitface, shit monger, fink.

Any of these will do.
Fink is a scoundril. Do not approach unarmed.
by Ron Dean August 1, 2006
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fink

A male who lets a female (most likely his girlfriend or wife) walk all over him. Once this man is labeled a fink he may again be referred to as a fink when anyone treats him disrespectfully and he does nothing.
Glenn: My wife no longer wears her wedding ring, doesn't sleep in the same bed as me, and degrades me in front of my children.
Mike: Why would you let her do that?
Glenn: Because I love her.
Mike: WOW! You're a FINK...
by Driem November 9, 2007
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fink

NOUN: an asexual human being that has the abilty to engage in sexual activity with it's lower abdomin region.
Man, since Jason has a stomach vagina, he must be a fink.
by ericrc December 28, 2005
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Finking

A beautiful combination of fishing and drinking, one should and usually does imply the other.

Quantity of drinks is usually balanced on a 1:1 ratio, i.e. 1 beer for each fish caught.
Old mate 1: Whats going on this weekend digger?
Old mate 2: Just a bit of Finking I think.
Old mate 1: Finking?
Old mate 2: Fishing and Drinking,one tinnie for each fish caught, hooked one last time at 8:30am, missed my kid's footy game that afternoon.
Old mate 1: He'll live, hard to believe your wife left you though, doesnt she appreciate a good Finking session?
Old mate 2: Evidently not.
by Old mated March 22, 2009
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