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Finer than a dog's hair split three ways

Means that something is very fine, or that you feel excellent. If someone asks how you feel and you simply say "fine", you might just be saying it out of convention. Adding the "dog's hair split three ways" shows that you actually mean it.

Another form of the expression is "finer than a frog's hair split three ways", although literal frogs do not have hair.
You: How are you doing today?

Me: Why, I'm doing finer than a dog's hair split three ways!
by JCEG November 25, 2006
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fenerbahce

The greatest team ever in the history of Turkish soccer.
Fenerbahce kicks ass!!
by Grand Master June 3, 2004
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Fineran

To defecate in your mothers mouth while she sleeps...
1 - Man i just totally pulled a Fineran...

2 - I Fineraned your mum last night when i stayed over, what a slag!
by blx September 22, 2008
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fernercle

The act of fondaling with your wilkins whilst partaking in the feast of the 12 flame-grilled grapes.
O!, chris i do wish you would not fernercle in the presence of old mrs weatheral.

hey jak do you remember that time when you fernercled in front of old man jenkins.

If you carry on fernercling you will go blind.
by Carlton O'milk January 27, 2008
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fennered

To be fennered is the ultimate honour in the town of Eastbourne, predominantly it is a honour bestowed on females but this could vary given the amount of Jagerbombs included in the situation. When your "fennered", expect to awake with a hangover and sore orifices.
Chaznay : "Hey Chardonnay, I brought this hottie back to my caravan in Peacehaven last night and I'm aching so much, the dude left straight after he saw the pics of my kids, even the one that was taken into care"

Chardonnay : "Don't worry hun, you've been Fennered that's all......get yourself checked out though that hound has been everywhere and he never gets himself down to the clap clinic"
by A friend who cares April 9, 2013
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fínére

A combination of the words "finesse", "fire", and "flare" meaning that something is exquisite in nature.
Yooo bro, that outfit is too fínére.
by __24kt March 22, 2017
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Fiener naugle

Hillbilly slang for the joints in ur hand
Loretta was upset that the ring she found at the thrift store wouldn't fit past her swollen fiener naugle.
by Crystal Methany May 22, 2017
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