Fex

Farting while having sex

"That sex last night? Gross" "Did you fex or something?"

by Honeee May 11, 2016

Fexing

The act of sexualising food

Dida stop fexing that apple pie!
Fexing matlou3 is so satisfying.

by Da9yous April 5, 2020

fex post facto

(etym. "Fex", turd + "Post Facto")
1. The changing of rules or

practices to foil an inconvenient

promotion or recognition.

2. Where management is in on it,

a "Stealth Demotion", marked

by the customary imbalance of

authority and answerability.

Did you see that the new lead tech's most vital efficiency measure has been farmed out to Nursing because some suit's golfing partner didn't think he deserved the job? Talk about Fex Post Facto!

by Zappin' Nap December 10, 2023

Fex

Fruity/faggot/gay sex

Guy 1: You know that bob?

Guy 2: The one with the Bowl Cut?
Guy 1: Yeah, you know what he saw?
Guy 2: I don't know, what did he saw?
Guy 1: A fex
Guy 2: WHAT?? How did he see the fex

by Swisswaffle56 February 15, 2024

FEX

A person who can execute complex missions and train an entire team of untrainable people, yet fail to keep up to date with modern language

Fex just ask Rovin

by NADAD August 20, 2021

Fast Fex

When you are at a fast food drivethrough/inside, you have sex with your companion for all to see.

I just had Fast Fex with my mom.

by Coltonias June 20, 2016

Fexes

Exes from a relationship who claim to be just friends but we know they are still doing it.

W & J didn’t get back together, they’re fexes.

by mcfry August 20, 2020