five finger discount

stealing

got myself a five finger discount on a pair of Levi's.

by nick August 21, 2003

8 finger dive

When a female's vagina hole is so extremely large, one can fit 4 fingers from each hand into it, therefore "diving" their hands inside the female

Guy 1: Dude! How'd it go with that chick last night?

Guy 2: It was nasty yo. I didn't know she was so loose. I had to 8 finger dive that bitch.

by I Know Raunchy Terms November 13, 2009

magic finger disease

A "disease" that a male has, where he is very talented with his fingers on a girls body.( Especially in the area down below) 2. One who can turn a girl on very easily.

The boy I was with last night must have had the magic finger disease! He really turned me on with those magical fingers!

by thrustinjustin October 13, 2010

three finger diet

Euphemism for bulimia. Basically you eat a large meal, then "eat three fingers" until you throw it back up.

I know Sheila says she eats sensibly to lose weight, but I suspect she's actually on the three finger diet.

by db_astra1 January 25, 2011

Brazilian Five Finger Discount

The act of being constipated, and reaching into ones butthole to retrieve shit blockage

My girlfriend was in the bathroom for like 2 hours, and finally she asked me to give her a Brazilian Five Finger Discount.

by Durty Curt March 21, 2013

five finger discount

(slang)(euphemism)
1. the act of shoplifting, petty theft.
2. taking an object, using all five fingers, and concealing said object within an article of clothing or a bag.
3. occasionally a coupon can be used along side the five fingers

girls hate gifts that are obtained through the five finger discount

by maniacxxl January 4, 2009

five finger discount

Stealing.

The punishment for thievery in certain middle eastern countries possibly includes cutting off all five fingers from the hand that stole the goods. Hence, your discounted price of $0 includes five of your fingers, or a "five finger discount".

by diesel weasel May 16, 2013