FalconNapkins

The one and only best mf ever

omg is that FalconNapkins, the best mf??

by Too Many Things September 18, 2022

Fapcoping

A word used to describe someone, who "Faps" to cope with their problems.

Anne: What his he doing?
Mark: He is Fapcoping!
Anne: Why?
Mark: Because he is unable to deal with his problems.

by Dangydingus July 16, 2024

Flooning

Masturbating so hard that your foreskin rips off the penile shaft resulting in a dumbo looking penis.

I gooned to hard so I started flooning

by Fart apple March 27, 2024

Fablooning

The act in which an uncircumcised man has his foreskin shut with super glue, then urinates and/or ejaculates, creating a balloon (known as a "fabloon") with his foreskin.

Uncle Jimmy picked up some superglue, it's fablooning time!

Uncle Jimmy popped my fabloon with a hammer!

by UncleJimmysNephew April 23, 2024

the faggoning

an alternate term for pride month, mainly to offend gay people

john
"dude.. its the faggoning!"

joe
"the..whatoning?"

john
"the faggoning! havent you heard?"

joe
".. ??"

by most offensive man ever May 13, 2024