Veteran Hip-Hop MC From Los Angeles.
Known For Strong Stage Presence, Song Writing Concepts, Vocabulary, Multisyllable Rhyme Schemes, Double Time, And Freestyle/Battle Skills.
Made A Name For Himself In The Early 2000's At: Elements, Section 805, Unseen Underworld.
Known For Strong Stage Presence, Song Writing Concepts, Vocabulary, Multisyllable Rhyme Schemes, Double Time, And Freestyle/Battle Skills.
Made A Name For Himself In The Early 2000's At: Elements, Section 805, Unseen Underworld.
Kid In Crowd: "Elements Was Insane This Week, This Kid Mike Faceless Put An End To Rheteric's Run His First Night Here!"
by Obie One December 10, 2009
Get the Mike Faceless mug.A Bullshit Facilitator is a certain professional, or group of them, that couldn't make it to the Big League in the western world, so decided to spice up his/their CV and venture somewhere else in one of under-development countries, hoping to be mistaken for a Guru and to get some business.
Generally bullshit facilitators have western looks, spiffed up attires, and they talk a lot of pseudo-jargon at length, trying always to sound intelligent and business-savvy by decorating their long speeches to clueless audiences with words such as 'collaterals', 'rationales', 'incidence', 'strategy', 'low hanging fruits', 'branding' and other buzzwords, mixed with complex diagrams that resembles oftentimes the structure of Dante's Inferno.
This, in terms of business, is like wanting to teach the theories of West Coast Offense to some 5th Graders playing touch football once a week on sundays afternoons.
Generally their fields of specialty are those gray zones in business where you can say everything and the exact contrary and not being easily proven wrong, such as, for instance, design, or, I dunno, branding and marketing.
They're facilitators because they make easier to absorb bullshit by mistaking shit for sound business advices and also in the sense that they make easier for other countries to produce that same bullshit that come from the Western World.
Generally bullshit facilitators have western looks, spiffed up attires, and they talk a lot of pseudo-jargon at length, trying always to sound intelligent and business-savvy by decorating their long speeches to clueless audiences with words such as 'collaterals', 'rationales', 'incidence', 'strategy', 'low hanging fruits', 'branding' and other buzzwords, mixed with complex diagrams that resembles oftentimes the structure of Dante's Inferno.
This, in terms of business, is like wanting to teach the theories of West Coast Offense to some 5th Graders playing touch football once a week on sundays afternoons.
Generally their fields of specialty are those gray zones in business where you can say everything and the exact contrary and not being easily proven wrong, such as, for instance, design, or, I dunno, branding and marketing.
They're facilitators because they make easier to absorb bullshit by mistaking shit for sound business advices and also in the sense that they make easier for other countries to produce that same bullshit that come from the Western World.
Lim Lin: "Hey! That guy that spoke at the workshop yesterday know how to wear his hat! He's so knowledgeable"
Darren: "mmmmmmm, to me he seemed nothing but another bullshit facilitator"
Darren: "mmmmmmm, to me he seemed nothing but another bullshit facilitator"
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Teacher: What's the square root of 81
Nerd: Well your really asking 2 questions there. The first question you are asking is the equivilant amount of decimetres in an isosoles triangle using inverted fractions. The second question your asking is to divert the amount of hectograms into an acute angle without carrying over the triviums into the septograph
Teacher: Errr, no, the answer's 9
Some Guy: Haha, lol what a dumb smart-ass. He's such a stupid know it all. What a failed nerd
Nerd: Well your really asking 2 questions there. The first question you are asking is the equivilant amount of decimetres in an isosoles triangle using inverted fractions. The second question your asking is to divert the amount of hectograms into an acute angle without carrying over the triviums into the septograph
Teacher: Errr, no, the answer's 9
Some Guy: Haha, lol what a dumb smart-ass. He's such a stupid know it all. What a failed nerd
by Shadow4444 March 8, 2007
Get the Failed Nerd mug.When Sasha Cohen won the silver medal at the Olympics after falling in her program and losing any hope of gold, she got failed smile.
by Sean Bloodgood July 21, 2008
Get the failed smile mug.An incredibly talented and down-to-earth actor who became famous after starring in the popular TV show "Fastlane". He went on to star in The Twilight saga playing the hottest doctor of all time, Carlisle Cullen, and again played a doctor in "Nurse Jackie".
He is the only male in the Twilight saga that is worth a second look and the only person in the whole movie who can ACTUALLY act. Robert Pattinson looks like a messed up druggie, Taylor Lautner is way too over-rated, Kristen Stewart is the most monotonous piece of crap with no personality whatsoever. Carlisle Cullen on the other hand...he is just the man every girl secretly has a crush on but won't admit it.
He is originally Italian, married to actress Jennie Garth and has three young daughters. Peter has a lovable personality, is very humble and makes every effort with things like charity events and connecing with his fans online through Twitter.
Peter has never fallen in bad publicity such as drugs/drunk driving. He charms everyone with his humour and amazing looks and is a great role model for aspiring young actors and actresses. In a decade from now, Peter Facinelli will be in the same league as Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom.
Long live Peter Facinelli <3
Please make a Fastlane Season 2!
He is the only male in the Twilight saga that is worth a second look and the only person in the whole movie who can ACTUALLY act. Robert Pattinson looks like a messed up druggie, Taylor Lautner is way too over-rated, Kristen Stewart is the most monotonous piece of crap with no personality whatsoever. Carlisle Cullen on the other hand...he is just the man every girl secretly has a crush on but won't admit it.
He is originally Italian, married to actress Jennie Garth and has three young daughters. Peter has a lovable personality, is very humble and makes every effort with things like charity events and connecing with his fans online through Twitter.
Peter has never fallen in bad publicity such as drugs/drunk driving. He charms everyone with his humour and amazing looks and is a great role model for aspiring young actors and actresses. In a decade from now, Peter Facinelli will be in the same league as Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom.
Long live Peter Facinelli <3
Please make a Fastlane Season 2!
Example 1
Fangirl: OMG how HOT was that guy in Twilight!!
Fangirl2: OMG TELL ME ABOUT IT. TAYLOR LAUTNER IS NEXT LEVEL SEXY!
Fangirl1: wtf you on about? Who is Taylor Lautner?! I'm talking TEAM CARLISLE here!
Example 2
Fangirl3: Love your desktop background! Peter Facinelli is so hot!
Fangirl4: Totally! He looks so much like Johnny Depp in these pictures.
Fangirl: OMG how HOT was that guy in Twilight!!
Fangirl2: OMG TELL ME ABOUT IT. TAYLOR LAUTNER IS NEXT LEVEL SEXY!
Fangirl1: wtf you on about? Who is Taylor Lautner?! I'm talking TEAM CARLISLE here!
Example 2
Fangirl3: Love your desktop background! Peter Facinelli is so hot!
Fangirl4: Totally! He looks so much like Johnny Depp in these pictures.
by peterfacinellifan1 May 26, 2010
Get the Peter Facinelli mug.The desired period of solitude and quietness when in a public restroom enabling oneself to release the bowels uninterrupted and unfettered.
I couldn’t snap my deuce this morning until I got some facility tranquility. It was like grand central station in the shitter for ten minutes.
by Eaton Holgoode January 10, 2019
Get the Facility Tranquility mug.in spanish the word "puta" meaning whore and the word "facil" meaning easy
and in the spanish tradition one must put adjectives after the noun
therefore having puta facil as the english equivalent to "easy whore"
and in the spanish tradition one must put adjectives after the noun
therefore having puta facil as the english equivalent to "easy whore"
by tate piercee December 22, 2008
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