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FTD

For the dumpster

Started on tehdriven.com where members not behaving as they should, or perhaps just for the amusements of other members, members would be voted to be banished to the cum dumpster where they would be ridiculed. For the dumpster votes were then abbreviated to FTD to save time and energy.
Josh posts up NWS pics of him playing with himself. A thread would be created with a poll.

"Josh FTD"
by Cleoent April 17, 2006
mugGet the FTDmug.

FTD

Full Taint Distance

The full measure of distance from one's scrotum to one's asshole.
That was a close one that dude kicked you right in the balls any further and you would have been at FTD.

TFJ at FTD ; Total Fuck Job at Full Taint Distance
by Tiger6513 October 29, 2009
mugGet the FTDmug.

FTD

a gang that stands for (family til death) that is located in stroudsburg p.a.
by shizz undead March 17, 2009
mugGet the FTDmug.

FTD

some dude: this bull shit!!!
some other dude: its all these FTD!!
by Dr, Nick August 18, 2008
mugGet the FTDmug.

FTD

A dirty pleb with no legs
by Anonymous November 5, 2003
mugGet the FTDmug.

FTDS

(abv.) abbreviation for "Fuck The Dumb Shit".

1 - Expression used in the case when somebody is making a choice where the person makes the more intelligent of the options.
2 - Expression used to describe a state of mind where one does not let the small or pointless things affect them.
3 - Expression used to describe when somebody goes beast mode.
1)
Johnny: Would you rather have a ham sandwich or a fillet mignon for lunch?

Chuck: FTDS! I'll take option 2!

2)
Chuck: But Microsoft stock went down 2 points...

Johnny: FTDS. It doesn't matter. Let's get the fillets anyway.

3)
Tim: I think Chuck and Johnny are currently fucking the dumb shit for lunch.
by Honest Johnny May 23, 2008
mugGet the FTDSmug.

FTD!

my rent check is due and i am need of be tending to my apartment and other obligations, but i am going to wind up hopefully getting at most 2 hours of sleep head down on my desk at work. FTD!
by GrimWorker March 2, 2010
mugGet the FTD!mug.

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