super crispy fried rice

When a penis gets infected and the end of it looks like well a clump of rice, kinda crispy definitely gross and is almost unbelievable.

person 1: dude, do you have super crispy fried rice?
person 2: what's that?
person 1: some disease that makes the end of your dick look like fried rice
person 2: man thats digusting!

by illgamer97 July 20, 2012

Curry Fried Rice

A codeword for Carmel Roohi.

Sometimes Curry Fried Rice is sooo irritating.

by Ivaaa December 19, 2010

steak fried rice

Fried rice that contains a steak flavor/ingredient.

Steak Fried Rice is good.

by mr man the science man April 14, 2023

becky fried rice

When you put Becky in the fried rice

Where's Becky? I'm the fried rice
Becky fried rice

by Sporty75 April 1, 2022

Big Mac V Fried Rice

A Carey Baptist College school yard fight which involved a fat idiot fighting a scrawny Asian retard. Shocking ending - the Asian retard won.

I watched Big Mac V Fried Rice. Ben kicked his ASR’s.

by Gagemdeep April 8, 2022

Fried rice

The thing that got famous world wide by the myth the legend uncle roger. It was once a food for tasting but now used for memes

Have you tried the new fried rice stall by my ass crack?

by Holy soul December 30, 2020

Shrimp fried rice

Eating pussy

Paul: I had some shrimp fried rice last night. She got so wet, it was dribbling down my chin.
Eric: Nice! I wanna get some too.

by SheboyganLager January 3, 2021