Formula 1

A great masturbating lubricant

Guy: I got some rug burn on my cock

girl: did you use formula 1?

guy: Naw i forgot

by smooooooooth March 12, 2010

formula 40

Term often used in gangster rap to mean vodka or any other 40 proof (80% by volume) alcohol.

"hit me up with some of that formula 40"

by Rob Struck May 23, 2004

Formula 1

THE most god-awful racing series known to man. there are maybe five passes in each race and the most exciting parts are two-second battles between corporate tool drivers. Made even more god-awful by the fact that one man has won all but one races this year.SERIOUSLY, put the daytona 500 and any given f1 race next to each other and guess which one's better?...

Man 1: hey, who do think's gonna win the f1 korean grand prix?
Man 2: who's on the pole?
Man 1: vettel...
Man 2: vettel.

OH MY GOD, THOSE TWO DRIVERS JUST CAME WITHIN FIVE FEET OF EACH OTHER!!!!!""Yeah john, there are going serious penaltys handed out for that. everyone knows you can only follow the leader in formula 1.

by a_realist November 13, 2011

Formula One

A business in which car-makers such as Toyota, BMW and Mercedes compete to gain as much money from tobacco sponsorship as possible. Historically this was achieved by holding demonstrations of cars going round in circles in Europe, but as tobacco advertising has been outlawed it has now largely moved to venues outside of the EU such as Turkey and China.

It has been suggested that there is also racing involved, but due to the complete lack of any kind of excitement that is common to all sports this has been theory has been widely discredited.

Formula One is an advertising campaign for Marlboro.

by HomeParkHomer August 26, 2006

Formula 1

A form of automobile racing in which the drivers are equal - no better, no worse - to those in NASCAR. They take the same amount of talent. Geez.

I'm so sick and tired of people saying Formula 1 is so much better than everything else!

by TheLightOfDay November 17, 2010

Formula 1

Highly challenging motorsport that races all over the world. Unfortunately all of its fans like to stick their dicks in the turbos of their pussy V6's. Go figure. Enzo Ferrari said it himself "Aerodynamics is for people that can't build engines". Its a shame where it has gone from its roots. Don't get me wrong, its incredibly hard, but also incredibly boring, and you have to be the most ignorant person in the world to think its the best form of racing.

F1 Fan: Hey let's go stick our dicks in those turbos over there!
Jean Girard: No, put it in my bumhole first, then we can do that!
F1 Fan: Yeah perfect idea! Formula 1 is great!

by dontsassme February 13, 2015

Formula Feeding

The substitute for breastfeeding, where bottlefed babies are more likely to develop asthma and diabetes than their breastfed counterparts, and the risks of nursing moms having breast cancer are lower—nothing to do with math teachers spoonfeeding students with formulas as a shortcut to painful teaching.

Unlike in breastfeeding, when the father is 100% absent, in formula feeding, both father and mother have a 50% chance of developing an early bond with the baby.

by MathPlus June 24, 2021