fiat broke

having close to none or zero of your net worth in fiat currency. All your money is in bitcoin or other lesser assets.

Billy: Hey man want to go to lunch at this new place? Its kinda pricey.

Bobby: Sorry man I'm fiat broke. Id have to sell to eat there, and im never selling.

by bestkidinlobby March 5, 2021

fiat uno

the worlds most supreme car ever known to man .. i mean it manages 97 mph and sometimes dosnt even break down - ususally if you are lucky the brakes fail

woah man thats one phat fiat uno there

yeh i like the way it rusts

by sexy jim February 10, 2004

fiat lux

Means "Let there be light." in Latin. What in the book of Genesis God said to create the sun and the stars.

After a black out, when the light comes back:...

Fiat lux!

by rafarafa May 27, 2005

fiat money

Money that is valueless, or that is backed by nothing, or by such a small amount of any tangible compared to its perceived value that its tangible value is not worth noting

$USD currency is fiat money.

by Jon Davis January 14, 2004

fiat

The place between Fat and Average. When you are Fiat it often means you're a little on the chubby side, eat a lot more than you weigh, should be fatter than you actually are, and grab food faster than a snapping turtle.

Andrew is so fiat, he just keeps eating while he should actually be fatter.

by Cubanboy October 19, 2009

Fiat Punto

Unreliable lump of pig shit, which has wheels and are unfortunately allowed on the UK road infrastructure.

Craig Jones gets into his fiat punto and the engine wont start.

by guitar_devil March 3, 2004

Fiat simp

A person obsessed with upholding fiat currency, like the US dollar, to the detriment of cryptocurrency, like Bitcoin.

Janet Yellen is the worst fiat simp.

by GasMachine February 22, 2021