Felony Flats

a working class section of the Portland OR Metro Area, straddling the border between Southeast Portland and Milwaukie, whose residents account for a disproportionate number of arrests and convictions.

Of course the rent is low. That address is in Felony Flats. Keep driving.

by Buccaneer February 26, 2004

Walking Felony

A girl that is sooo hot, that it's a crime, or should be!

i walked up to her and told her that she was a walking felony, becase she was so hot it was a crime

by cheap_trick_rick June 30, 2009

felonious shit

Activities of a felonious nature.

When me and my boys are rollin' through the hood, we up to some felonious shit.

by Nosefuckers Incorporated September 28, 2013

felony coupon

Black ice little tree air freshener in your car. Used to hide the smell of the dank kush. Called such because if a cop sees one in your car, they probably are gonna search it for weed.

I pulled over that man and he had a felony coupon hanging from his rearview mirror. I cashed it for him.

by dasquidkid November 17, 2020

felony nap

Curling up for a good sleep on the floor of the Police interview room just before being questioned for murder.

I need to go in and talk to him, but he's taking a felony nap.

by navyfiveo June 15, 2016

felony favor

To do someone a criminal favor without compensation--usually used in reference to buying drugs for someone without making any profit to balance out the risk involved.

"She wanted me to go down to Alphabet City and cop some cocaine for her and wouldn't even give me ten dollars for my trouble--fuck no, I'm not doing any felony favors!"

by Caty S January 17, 2009

Felony Flats

Neighborhood in S.E. Portland Oregon where most of the population are ex felons AKA the White boy hood

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by The Butcher WoodstockMafia March 12, 2013